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Calum on Air with Ryan Seacrest

hemmixtape:

so is anybody else feeling inspired with the pizza lyrics or is it just me

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
Things I’ll teach my children  (via whitenes-s)

HOlY FuCkINg shIT Ashton

HOlY FuCkINg shIT Ashton

clinicalum:

5 Seconds of Summer Analysis

pikalukey:

CAUSE I’M JUST A FUCKING SUCKER FOR ANYTHING THIS BAND DOES AND THERE MAKING ME BROKE

pizzacal:

fmlcal:

It isn’t bad if you found out about bands like Blink 182, All Time Low, The Cab, Sleeping With Sirens, You Me At Six, and so on through 5SOS. I repeat: IT ISN’T BAD. All music is shared in one form or another.

What is bad is if you listen to such bands only because 5SOS listen to or in order to impress 5SOS. That is bad.

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT PRAISE THE LORD AND YOU

thecrazedtimelord:

There should be a Doctor Who episode where the 12th Doctor goes back to Rome and meets a roman played by David Tennant.

whataboutramonaflowers:

Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

kuzco:

pacha:

kuzco:

pacha:

kuzco:

pacha:

Oh no

Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall

yep

sharp rocks at the bottom?

most likely

bring it on

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

Breakdown of the 5sos Album

She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
Kiss Me Kiss Me: "More like 'fuck me fuck me' hahahahah XD"
Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy